NOT G-RATED

Dear Men. ARRGGGGHHH! What is the point of catcalling?  It never gets you anywhere.  Granted, us ladies are fab.  But are you so threatened that you find the need to degrade a woman in public to puff up your chest a bit more?  Here is a list of things I’ve heard from you in my short stint on this planet, where, mind you, women make up half and Asian women a big chunk of that 50.  
 
“Nihao.” First of all, I don’t go up to white folk and list all the things I know how to say in French, German, Dutch, Italian, Swedish and Finnish.  Though I should stop myself, cause it’s not just white folk that make this faux pas.  I hear this one from all  types and blends of male folk.  Second, I know this may be a shocker, but not all of us are from China.  (Also … side note: Chinese is not a language).
 
“Be my geisha?”
“Shall we have a tea ceremony in my pants?”
“Be my wife.”
So you like submissive women, huh?  Three words.  Small Penis Syndrome.  Secondly, this idea that Asian women spend their lives on their knees to service you is making light of years of history and tradition. 
 
“You me sex long time.” 
Someone spent a lil too much time with the lady boys.  Is paying for “sexy time” something you want to be advertising?  Second, you should've stayed in school.  Your grammar is appalling. 
 
“Yo I hear you bitches are tight.” 
“Don’t be afraid.  I’ll stretch you out.”  ​
This is not something you should ever be saying out loud.  Machismo is often a veil for something lacking … downstairs.  Have too many girls been asking you, “Is it in?” 
 
Not to mention, women are not bitches.  You wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for us.  A woman gave birth to you.  Unfortunately.